On second thought, Fatty Joe is allergic to meat pies!!
"UnbelievablyFatMan" is, as usual, right on top of things.
"agent019" is good at doing stuff.
"agent019" is one of those player guys who get all of the chicks, I can tell.
"agent019" must have no life to have made all of these Photoshops.
"allgore" is full of pubic hair and small larvae resembling that of the common cockroach.
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