I meet up with Jason Fumes at the What-U-Eat in Spider Lake, WI. He’s fumbling with fruit and wires. "I'm hooking electrodes up to the lemons," he explains. "There was a sighting here and we'd love to get some readings." A cashier had seen a woman stuffing lemons into her purse and cursing at other customers. It sounds like a real retail nightmare.
"Indiegogo lets you keep the money even if you don't reach your goal,” Kyle explains. “That's how I could afford these posters." The posters say 'Shark,' but there is no shark pictured. "Yeah, my idea was for a shark game. Remember Ecco the Dolphin?" I do remember Ecco the Dolphin. Kyle nods enthusiastically, but he does not offer any more details.
Copyright ©2023 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful