Steam Reviews For America
Pay to win garbage. Not even a chance for anyone who got f****d over by RNG. Total scam!
If Other Workers Acted Like Cops
You’re the one who called in this pizza? Slow down there, chief, we’ll get to the pizza. You won’t mind if I step in. Nice place you got here; looks expensive.
Bad Apple Resents Being Compared To Cops
This slander to my appley name will NOT stand.
Schrödinger's Gay
A self-reflection on the paradox of sexuality and coming to terms with why I need to claim mine.
This Baby Is An Absolute Piece of Shit
I'm so sick of this baby's shit. This baby needs to be put on BLAST.
Let Me Redesign Your Logo
A mermaid lady in a green circle. What about this makes me hungry for a nice cup of joe?
Finally, Our Long Laid COVID Plans Are Coming To Fruition
Members, bestow yourselves with back pats of honor, for everything is going exactly as planned!
GET MOTIVATED!
In these troubling times, motivation is at an all-time low. Lucky for you, we have the tips you need to get that rear in gear!
How A Taco Bell Competition Changed My Life
The true story of how a fast food restaurant indirectly led to our indie game studio's success.
Disney Announces VALIANT Remake
Disney is remaking another one of their beloved classics, but it looks like not all fans are happy about it!
Jim Carrey's Nightmare Journal
I’m now one of the heads on the shelves. I rub my teeth together and instinctively shout “THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL!”
We Must Vote For Floor Zombie
Unlike his radical opponent Gov. Nemesis, who stalks his prey relentlessly, Floor Zombie’s bloodthirst is reigned in by his distinct lack of mobility.
Designing Your Zen Kitchen
Home cooking doesn’t have to be a chore, it can also free your energies from the husks that bind us.
I, Batman's Armor, Am Voting Trump
You’ve pushed me too far this time. While I was out here taking LITERAL BULLETS for Gotham City’s greatest hero, all you CUCKS can do is point and laugh.
Congratulations From The US Dads Association!
Congratulations on your Computer Science degree! You no doubt have a great desire to put that strong technical mind to good use, but there’s one big problem: You can’t think of any good ideas!
