Mystical Wonders, submitted by Hypnotic. Mystical Wonders touts itself as "Magnus' online resource serving energy workers and psionics practitioners", which translates to english as "we make crazy shit up then sell it". If Neural Resonators are your passion and you can never have enough Radionic Water Energizers, this is the site for you. You'll find Symbol Pulsers, Super Orgone Streamers and Pyramid Power Generators at prices you won't see at your local Wal-Mart.
Or perhaps there's something physically wrong with you but you don't trust a "doctor" to charge you insane amounts of money for invasive treatments that are suspiciously effective. No problem! Mystical Wonders has you covered with products that cure asthma, head lice, cancer, toenail fungus, vertigo and bioterrorism.
Not good enough for you? You, my friend, seem like the sort of fellow that's ready to buy the only product on the market today which allows you to "CREATE REALITY!" in the form of detailed holograms called "HoloCreations". It's sort of like using your imagination, but with vaguely scientific-sounding names!
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