Mike is God

Mike is God, submitted by Jeff. I can confidently state that this is the single-handedly the most obnoxious website to ever be created by an entity that did not directly rise up from Hell and massacre millions of people within 12 minutes. Yes, that's correct, it's even worse than User Friendly.

Good Lord, folks, I can't even find anything to QUOTE on this site, yet it's one of the worst messes of flaming dumpsters and digital broken glass that I've ever had the misfortune to stumble across. I... I don't know. I really am at a loss of words to accurately describe how incredibly aggravating and terrible this thing is. I... oh Jesus help me. The standards for the entire Internet have just fallen down ten thousand notches. "Mike" was somehow able to take Javascript, bang it against the hood of his shitty car until its brains were leaking out from its gaping throat wounds, and then cram it into his horrible webpage. Whatever you do, do NOT click on ANY link on this guy's website. Hell, don't even click on his site for that matter. In fact, just forget that I ever posted anything about "MIKEISGOD.COM." Trust me, you'll be better off. Visiting this site is like going into the proctologist for "the glove examination" and noticing the doctor's got a set of hedge clippers for hands.

This is BAD, folks. Not even "funny" bad. Just "skullfucking a nun while voting for David Duke and using Gamespy Arcade" bad.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)