Are you elderly, arthritic, or just really fucking lazy? Silvert's offers the clothing your disabled and/or sedentary lifestyle demands! Like many businesses that end up in this section, Silvert's provides a respectible service that it presents in an unappealing fashion. Perhaps there's a way to film "how to dress" tutorial videos so they don't seem creepy, but it's certain that whoever succeeds at this endeavor will learn from this site's mistakes and refrain from a) narrating an image of elderly hands unfastening pants with the phrase "deep wide openings for easy access" b) punctuating every clip with the disclaimer "The person being dressed has been dressed in a comfortable, struggle free manner!"
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.