Submitted by Lacey M.
My IRL friend (and long time AwfulVision reader)'s roommate made the mistake of posting an online personal ad. A dude who likes to wear diapers responded. Naturally, my friend decided the best course of action was to internet detective him, find his OKCupid account, film herself reading the entire mess and submit it to AwfulVision.
She also asked that I link to this dude's account for bonus lulz so here you go: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/wittlebabygurl
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!