Clan Hell: Clan Crush, Kill, n' Destroy

Website: http://www.quakeclan.net/ckd/

Violations:

1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
2. Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.

Samples From Website:

"Hey u dont wanna mess around wit us no boy we will crush u if u wanna live dont come in our back yardz!! Or else it will be check mate fool muhahahah!!! So stay the _ _ _ _ out!!!I mean if u have the ballz to come in u can =]!!!!"

"Me evilclown did the imgs soon there will be a shockwave into but as of now that is in proccess because i was working on the site =]. Another thing is the half-life deal i have going i am in an hl clan i will ask if i can just have like a thing saying we are part of that clan and what not. Any of the clan members are welcome to it but u need to try out with the leader first. About the counter strike clan that may or may not be possible so we shall see =]. well thats about all guyz ok kepp it kool!!"