Today I was in the library working on some writing stuff when I saw a box sitting on the shelf. It was an old dirty shoebox held together by copious amounts of packing tape. There was nothing desirable about it at all except the sign on its side, which said, in large red letters:
This box is never to leave the library.
~I dedicate this Daily Dirt to all those lonely shoeboxes around the world. This one's for you, baby:
I only tolerate movies because they contain movie scenes, which I love.
If HBO ever wants us to watch their channel again they will listen to our demands!
Sonic is too dang toothy, VR is too dang pricey, and Euro board games are just right
Includes the world's first images of the hardware!
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