The English Gentleman, Defeated
A Russian bride scam goes wrong when an English Gentleman threatens murder most foul, but the joke is on him: the brides are willing to die!
The Mellotron Cowboy
ChodeKING, one of the Internet's dumbest denizens, solicits help opening a candy bar and ends up chatting with a time-traveling cowboy with a miniature horse and a love of birthdays.
The Lasers of the Aryan Brotherhood
Hiring a light show isn't cheap to begin with, but imagine trying to hire a light show as a Nazi.
Cancelling Your Huckalerts Subscription
The culmination of two weeks of harassing an acquaintance with fake Huckalerts IM spam from the Mike Huckabee campaign.
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Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real.
