Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
The Internet is abuzz about a new viral video. Let's break down "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank.
One girl's decision to go as a Predator to prom set the Internet ablaze with outrage. And that's a good thing!
This is serious: Commander William T. Riker has committed some disgusting acts and it is time he face real punishment from Starfleet.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.
Scandal swirls around EPA head Scott Pruitt, but only one of his scandals is interesting.
We must put a stop to Laura Ingraham's offensive show! Join me in a boycott!
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
Vulture landed an incredible interview with legendary musician and Muppet Rowlf. We break down his wildest claims.
The Nunes Memo has leaked and it will change the way you view our country forever!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
My family wasn't interested in memes or racial theory. No matter how hard I tried to connect with them, they proved extremely intolerant.
The Hell Skeletons are here and people have some thoughts about their unholy rampage.
Are you ready to take your game to the next level of tier one? Prepare to own the field of the battleground in your next game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Another mass shooting, another gun control debate. Arm yourself with these verified Founding Father quotes to protect your gun rights.
HHS Secretary Tom Price has been caught making trips to his extravagant pleasuredrome. Now he has offered to pay us back. For the one chair he sits on.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Our Madre app will commodifying momming and connect Madres with our users.
Wonder Woman is nowhere near is powerful as the giant blue catgirl James Cameron made on a computer with the help of his brother.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
This is about facts, Jim, and Sonic's arms aren't blue and the President's mpreg fic is canon.
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Lenny talks about the difficult experience she had with her miserable piece of crap dog who never thanked her for anything.
In the face of crude, rude behavior, a gentleness rises from the West. It is Gentle Creature Mark and he is listening.