Resistance Leader Mitt Romney takes a heroic stand on the data tapes containing the truth about the agenda of our alien overlords.
In the wake of criticism, White County Indiana is employing new tactics to prepare the community for active shooters.
How many Lin Manuel Miranda songs can you endure during the democratic primary?
A Gizmodo writer decides to block Apple, Facebook, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft. She discovers a hidden realm of ghosts trapped in the early mid-2000s on Orkut.
The website thispersondoesnotexist.com generates a new realistic human face every time you load the page. Convincing people with convincing lives.
The Enquirer attempts to extort Jeff Bezos with a new list of compromising images obtained by the tabloid newspaper.
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has changed since his mid-twenties and no longer wears blackface regularly.
Tidying expert and joy sparker Marie Kondo responds to critics who were outraged that she would tell people to reduce the number of corpses in their house.
Does Elon Musk have the solution to LA's commuter nightmare? Is it a flume?
The democrats are lining up to do battle with Trump in 2020, but is Beto great-o? Yes.
Former Navy SEAL Jeff Caliber survived tier one special ops and is now studying creative writing at Sarah Lawrence College in New York. And fighting terrorists.
My children have beautiful names like Brazzers Dawg and they have been humiliated. Southwest Airlines is disgusting!
I protected the Blockchain from an incursion by Santa Claus. Victory is was and will continue to be mine. Hard as hell and not stopping.
for no reason girlfriend now ex leaves me for antifa and take my heart away. I will not sleep while she is in clutches of democrats
CNN is lying to you about the bombs I sent to CNN! Do not believe their lies!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
There are some hot and sexy characters in this video game series! Find out the five that would do the best job caring for you at the end of your life!
Find something you love, like just for example strangling nurses, start a podcast about it, and you'll never work again!
Daddy Finger has gone too far. There are fingers within the right hand that are resisting him.
M'lady, would thou deign to accompany me and my ArmaLite Rifle under the sea this prom?
Welcome to the very important website the board of Papa John's does not want you to read. It contains the real truth about CEO Papa John.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
We rank the relative security of the gates at the marinas where US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos keeps her 10 yachts!
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
The Internet is abuzz about a new viral video. Let's break down "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank.
One girl's decision to go as a Predator to prom set the Internet ablaze with outrage. And that's a good thing!
This is serious: Commander William T. Riker has committed some disgusting acts and it is time he face real punishment from Starfleet.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.