The CEO of the company responsible for the SHADY app defends his developers, parent company, and the mysterious people on the board of that company.
I am a bottomless abyss of charisma. Gaze deeply and peace shall follow.
Believe it or not, John Delaney is still running for president.
A preview of some of the movies generated by the Warner Brothers production AI.
Tired of the liberal protests, I have decided to rewrite my ENTIRE comedy routine.
What was Mayor Pete doing at McKinsey? Find out in this exclusive breakdown of the details!
It is time someone finally speak to the most important demographic in this election!
Excitement grows over mushroom hunting season! But watch out for these 50 deadly mushrooms!
The news have you bummed out? These stories from 2019 will lift you up!
Mark Zuckerberg is here to elect The Mayor Pete and chew meat fibers with Sweet Baby Ray's.
Adam Silver updates the NBA rules about commenting on Necro Hell after the Necro King asked him to saw Daryl Morey in half with a rusty pendulum.
World #1 Strengthman Hyurgi Tigerwoods has MAFIARAVE in Odessa and he is inviting you to RAVE!!!
30,000 people die from the flu every year and if you are lucky you could be one of them!
With his presidency in danger, it is time for the president to use the Saudi orb!
Amazon has already planned out seven seasons of their Jack Ryan series! And we have the scoop on the details!
Bret Stephens does not have a tiny bug dick, Mr. Cheese. This is worse than the Holocaust.
Find out what is coming to America's 19th most popular streaming service.
If pain is pleasure and suffering is wisdom then who can deny the knowledge of the Amazon Fulfillment Center's Cenobites?
Which Punisher Skull would these Disney princesses place on the back of their black pickup truck?
This new Cats movie looks disgustingly good! But do you know about all the cats? Let us bring you up to speed!
There's fixin' to be a hangin' at the sheriff's office and I disavow all involvement in it.
If your response to kids dyin' in your cages is to complain that the kids shouldn't have made you put them in your cages in the first place...... you might be a Nazi.
Spend this July 4th by meeting fear with love and joining the world in celebrating Halloween. The day we take back the world for all children.
Join my petition to force Nintendo to FIX Tifa's breasts in the FF7 Remake!!
No censorship! No demonetization! It is time for the people to rise up and form a truly free social media website!
Women must be SAFE in the last Missouri abortion clinic, so that is why the men on the Missouri Women's HEALTH & SAFETY council have come up with some new rules.
The disaster at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant might have been mitigated if CBD oil had been given to the Soviet heroes.
If HBO ever wants us to watch their channel again they will listen to our demands!
There are other cars and then there are Jeeps. You wouldn't understand.
Which death would you be the most shocked to see on the next Game of Thrones? Find out!
Resistance Leader Mitt Romney takes a heroic stand on the data tapes containing the truth about the agenda of our alien overlords.
Gentle Creature offers his concerns about the candidacy of Starbucks founder Howard Schultz and endorses an alternative.
In the wake of criticism, White County Indiana is employing new tactics to prepare the community for active shooters.
How many Lin Manuel Miranda songs can you endure during the democratic primary?
A Gizmodo writer decides to block Apple, Facebook, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft. She discovers a hidden realm of ghosts trapped in the early mid-2000s on Orkut.
McDonald's is boasting about their egg. Can the competition show you an egg? Find out!
The website thispersondoesnotexist.com generates a new realistic human face every time you load the page. Convincing people with convincing lives.
The Enquirer attempts to extort Jeff Bezos with a new list of compromising images obtained by the tabloid newspaper.
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has changed since his mid-twenties and no longer wears blackface regularly.
The confusion has ended. Sorghum is what you eat.
Tidying expert and joy sparker Marie Kondo responds to critics who were outraged that she would tell people to reduce the number of corpses in their house.
Iowa Congressman Steve King reflects on how our PC culture is limiting arm speech.
We know you've been wondering about Robocop's bathroom situation and we are happy to provide you with answers!
2018 was bad, but was it all bad? Here are a few stories to brighten your year's end!
Does Elon Musk have the solution to LA's commuter nightmare? Is it a flume?
The democrats are lining up to do battle with Trump in 2020, but is Beto great-o? Yes.
Former Navy SEAL Jeff Caliber survived tier one special ops and is now studying creative writing at Sarah Lawrence College in New York. And fighting terrorists.
My children have beautiful names like Brazzers Dawg and they have been humiliated. Southwest Airlines is disgusting!
I protected the Blockchain from an incursion by Santa Claus. Victory is was and will continue to be mine. Hard as hell and not stopping.
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
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