It's one of the biggest music events of the year. It's clumsy, overbearing, shallow, nonsensical, nationalistic, and devoid of live music being played or words being sung out loud. It's the Super Bowl halftime show, and it's our country's way of opening a hotel room door in The Shining.
You claim to enjoy music. Shouldn't you listen to it in the best possible conditions, regardless of how much it will cost or how terrible your taste may be?
Imagine, if you will, what our world would be like if music had never existed.
Jack White is the busiest man in music. The guy has been involved in efforts of every shape and size, from bizarre ICP collaborations to full bands and solo albums. Good for him, bad for people that only have a few hours each day to keep track of everything he's making.
Want to have the most patriotic and fun July 4th celebration of all time? Load this playlist into your Zune! Please note that this will only work on a Zune.
Do you have what it takes to become Campfire Guitar Guy? You're not sure? Good. Having an insecurity that you'd like to hide is the first step.
Green Day did not change overnight, but evolved over two decades. Most of these permutations went largely unnoticed or vanished from our collective memory, but they were important nonetheless.
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