WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS

- Presidential Candidate John Edwards of the Democratics

- Black Man Presidential Candidate Barack Obama Vegasocratic

- Hillary Climptom Wife President of "BIG VEGAS" BIRR CRINTON


*"egas tonight. Now let's go to MSNBC political director Chuck Todd. Chuck, what is the good word from Washington? Is the effect of Vegas being felt?"*
	"The Clinton campaign won a check mark in their column on Saturday, but it's interesting, the delegate count favors O-
	*"So what happens in Vegas isn't necessarily staying in Vegas? HAAaa!"*
	"Ha ha, well, Chris, both Obama and Clinton have been spin-"
	"HAAaa! Let me ask the beautiful Norah O'Donnell the same question. Norah, you have an extra hole down south, what does that baby chute of yours tell you about the effect of Vegas in the primary?"
	"Chris, if you break down the demographics it-"
	*"Lovely like a little pea, Norah. I want to drink your ass sweat. Chuck, what exactly happened in Vegas? HAAaa! Will it stay there?"*
	"Ha ha, Chr-"
	"Chuck, is Vegas spreading across the map? What is happening now in Vegas? Is it staying in Vegas?"
	"..."
	*"VEGATH."*

Pardon Our Dust
07-04-2020 by Dennis Farrell
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
06-30-2020 by Phiz Kalifa
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Let's improve landmarks
Photoshop Phriday
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Photoshop Phriday
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Video Game Article
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.