No fair Matryoshka SexDoll, my controller's broken! And your name is a distracting concept!


Paladinus thinks space is full of paint swirls and I can't say they're wrong; I've never been there now have I?

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Joe Mama Poonana makes two hundred movies a week, all of them romantic musical faerie tales, all of them great.

Chef Bourgeoisie can swim any canal- orlok.


Canned Panda got this image at the mall, in the past, where malls mostly exist now. Thank goodness.

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