October 23, 2012

Don't trust men. They'll say anything to get in your pants, prance with them round the house and say shit like "I'm Becky I wear girl pants"

— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) October 21, 2012

Friday night, bitches!!! We're going to our babysitter's birthday party to make 'E.T.' references that nobody gets!

— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) October 20, 2012

When's the cutoff for trying to memorize the lyrics to "It's The End Of The World As We Know It". Trying to get an edge, socially.

— albertina rizzo (@albz) October 16, 2012

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: don’t

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) October 22, 2012

I would literally watch my parents fuck in their hot tub before I'd watch an episode of Dancing With The Stars.

— Slashleen (@Slashleen) October 18, 2012