DO NOT POST WHILE HIGH 
If you're lucky you aren't posting on the DollWars forums. 
Emo dudes are great when you're in high school and you need a guy you can basically push around and stuff. 
Is this some kind of sex thing? If so I'm in! 
Aw. 
Okay then! 
You have to squint to read it but you can literally feel the angst from this post. 
BLUE'S CLUES 
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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