"So what are you up to, Joe?" "Oh nothin', just hangin' out!"
I want a talon but only because I want to reenact that scene from Jurassic Park where Sam Neil scares the fat kid.
You can stop the pain by not sticking metal shit into your body parts.
Maybe that's too extreme even for these guys.
Ladies, please don't cut off your pretty lady feet for this idiot.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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