I never thought I'd learn the meaning of life from these folks, but hey, there it is.
"jsimpsonismyidol" with the megaburn from out of nowhere!
Hey, must be the money.
I took an Internet IQ test once and scored 140. Then everyone else on the forums also scored around 140. I think the real IQ test is in seeing if you take your Internet IQ test results seriously, because I'm a dumb-as-shit dropout and there's no way.
Well I'm sold!
For maximum coolness, tell people on the Internet you're high or drunk. Everyone loves it, and it makes you "hella" cool.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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