TEH SHUT UP TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH
...that you'll never have.
Shooting blood, I hope.
This post is highly inappropriate and I suggest you look away.
Sure, I haven't actually played any of the games or even seen the thing in person, but I can already tell it won't be any fun. So FUCK YOU GUYS.
Most pictures are worth a thousand words. This one's worth about 20 and many of them are "nerds."
Thanks to my forum friends altruinomics, Lucki Chaarms, rmuser, Volte, puffery, Strike, Sam-, violentjim, Jigbit, Axl, RoboBlaster, Macro Killa and Sireg.
If you know of a terrible forum that would fit in here, you should email me right away!
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