Kaloes: The Boy Next Door
I first met Kaloes in a pick-up group for Blackrock Depths, during some "girl talk".
He makes a valiant attempt at chatting me up.
We find some common ground.
I don't have time for being hard-to-get; I've got quotas to meet! We are an item, along with some foreshadowing.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!