Use a variety of tools and objects to make something truly awful. Then send it to your friends, who will cherish it for as long as they live.
I've spent a majority of my free time cursing EA and Dice's lack of quality control in their latest bug-filled mess. A mere few minutes ago, I was forwarded an email from an anonymous tipster working at EA with the details on the upcoming patch!
An exclusive, sneak peak into the exciting armor protecting the grizzled veterans in Gears of War 3!
If you buy only one game this year, make sure it is "Deadly Premonition" for the Xbox 360, one of the greatest video games I have ever played. If you only buy two games this year, then buy two copies of "Deadly Premonition." Also, haha, you're poor.
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