Everybody loves lists! Everybody loves articles about how to get a girlfriend and do the dirty things with her! Everybody loves articles about the upcoming new year!
Cernovich "not surprised" and "had no doubt" Cernovich would boldly succeed where all others have failed.
So you've been following this "Bitcoin" craze (otherwise known as cryptozoology), and you've watched the price of your precious Bitcoins rise from $28 to its current price of over $270 trillion. Now you're ready to cash out and live the good life, because as Notch has shown us all, money can easily buy happiness. Also fatness.
Please make this man stop producing comics, because honestly I swear to Christ he is responsible for murdering my goddamn brain.
The highly complex and detailed world of Ben Garrison's political creations are finally broken down for you, the viewers!