We have used complex mathematical formulas to determine the website you submitted will not be able to handle the traffic our site would send to it. It would crash and then we would cry and our tears would form a pool and that pool would drown all the precious, innocent children of the world. Go buy the owner some more RAM or something.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
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