Wiolawa Press, submitted by Jesus.Before I visited Wiolawa Press, I had the impression that Adobe Photoshop was just a very good program for modifying images. Boy was I wrong. According to the woman who runs this site, Photoshop can be used to discover the vampires, aliens, and evil lizards that are surrounding us this very moment! It takes a few weeks to scroll down the site, but it is well worth it for the hundreds of links to fascinating discoveries of alien life forms. You don't even need to be an expert, you just have to use a combination of solarize, invert, chrome, and find edges, depending on the type of creature you are dealing with. If you enlarge the picture again and repeat the process, you can even see right through the hull of a space ship to see what kind of nasty creatures are lurking inside. It kind of reminds me of the movie "They Live" with Roddy Piper, where he used a special pair of sunglasses to see the aliens all around him. I was so excited with this discovery that I decided to try it out on somebody I suspected of being an alien for a long time now.
I knew it! So those of you who own Adobe Photoshop go ahead and give it a try. I think you'll find that the results will amaze you.
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