Cyber Space Orbit, submitted by John Kerry. I must say as a person that voted for Kerry, that I was greatly disappointed with the outcome of the election. All year I looked forward towards the election, glad that we would finally be free of the illiterate cowboy president George Bush. But things went all wrong on Tuesday. States that I thought for sure would swing Kerry's way just didn't make it. The most obvious of these states, and the clincher in the election was Ohio. How could these happen? What could be the explanation for this terrible election disaster?I have no clue what this means but I demand a recount.
Bush won Ohio from electromagnetic radio frequency microwave mind control/weather control/seismic control radiation WEAPONS! Well that's the theory from the site Cyber Space Orbit. With this kind of crazy technology at their fingertips, no wonder the GOP was confident in their win Tuesday night. Kerry didn't stand a chance from day one. You know, Bush probably just pretends to be an idiot but really spends his nights deep in an underground lair controlling the world from his space lasers. Well, no he probably really is an idiot and Cheney does all that technical stuff. Did I mention that the site's webmaster, in addition of being a totally whacked out conspiracy theorist, is also a huge Jesus freak? Why am I not surprised.
This is the webmaster of this site. No funny comment needed.
"JESUS IS LORD THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT OF MY WEBSITE
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. George Orwell
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it people will eventually
come to believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels NAZI !!!
MY DEAR FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER ASKED THIS BEFORE - BUT NOW THAT I'M RETIRED DISABILITY FOR OVER A YEAR OUR BUDGET IS RATHER TIGHT !! ITS REALLY ALL MY FAULT I GOT TERMINAL CANCER I DON'T WANT TO PUT ADS OR POPUPS ON MY MAIN WEBSITE !! ANY DONATION TO MY RESEARCH WEBSITE WOULD BE WELCOME !!
THESE STRANGE RADAR SIGNATURES HAVE YET TO BE SUCESSFULLY DEBUNKED BY ANYBODY !!! THE ELECTION IS A SCAM!!
I WOKE UP VERY EARLY AND SICK THIS MORNING !!
NAUSEATED AND FELLING HOT AND COLD -- I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FLU -- BUT IT KEPT COMING AND GOING MOST OF THE DAY !! FOR THE LAST 4 -5 HOURS IT JUST WENT AWAY !!"
You know, I rarely say this and I might take some heat for it, but GO CANCER! Hurry up and do this guy and the internet a favor. Thanks cancer, I owe you one.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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