Godsend Screams, submitted by Jey. If you tell me you've heard something more ridiculous than Christian death metal performed Acapella then you are a liar.
My name is Rich but you can just call me R.J. and I'm 18. I love to scream and have been doing it for the past 2 years. I want to join a band, but it's really hard finding one. Some people think I'm possessed because I get really into it when I scream. I find emotional release in belting out a song. I scream mainly about God but I also do Secular stuff. I wrote the song "Die Like Love" in January 2004. It's about how you can grow to know God by meditating on the agony he indured for you and how his death was the greatest act of love. If you like my sound let me know, and If it scares you all the better. This profile was edited with
Christian death metal is probably the only musical genre more ridiculous than alt country that doesn't have a fifteen syllable name and get played at trance clubs. Alright, after hearing it this is way worse than Omnicore Digiprog or whatever they're playing at Sector Tribe, the lesbian techno club near my apartment. By the way, a lesbian techno club is way less cool than it sounds.
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