Warning of the Second Coming, submitted by Dave. THE END IS UPON US! Or maybe it isn't, I really don't have the foggiest idea. All I know is that according to this site, something awful is supposed to happen today, December 13th, and it involves a Masonic conspiracy. Yeah, right! Like I could ever fit into one of those silly jars!
Our front row seat to the battle is a "number language" which appears to have been designed by God Himself. The numbers are the rules of engagement in the battle between Good and Evil. Why would God have made it so ? Simply because the battle was to take place during the entire history of mankind. Numbers would not only provide the measure throughout that period, but ultimately the conclusive proof of victory. Just as we score our battles, so also do the players in the battle between Good and Evil.
Regarding the number 1054 . In the language any 4 digit number is reduced to three by the elimination of zero's or duplicate numbers. In this case, we understand that the break from God's Church was the work of Satan, who is certainly antichrist / anti-Christian. 1054 becomes 154 ------The anti-Christ = 154
Speaking of numbers, let's talk about the number 500, as in "the number of Ritalen pills this site's author took before writing all this crap." If by the end of the day I'm dead, you can blame it on the Masonic conspiracy. Well, either that or eFront, because I'm about to have a series of heart attacks over the current server situation.
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