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AwfulVision Presents: IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK!

Chapter One: "Heh heh. 'Came'".

Hello there and welcome to a new (and henceforth recurring) feature here on AwfulVision; a little something we (and by "we", I mean "I, the retarded fartlord responsible for this mess") call "IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK!".

As you're well aware, sharing stupid videos on Facebook is to 2012 what dying of cholera at the age of 20 was to 1812: everyone's doing it! Heck, you may have noticed we even have our own Facebook group now. Therefor, I'm going to start taking the videos posted to our Facebook wall each week and showcasing them here, on their very own page; safely quarantined from the other horrible videos. Lord knows I wouldn't want the feces to get mixed up with the shit.

Speaking of which, let's get this shitwreck a-rollin'!

Yotam W. starts us off by asking "Is this where we drop off shit?" My response: "It is, now".

It's been a long time since we've featured some good, old-fashioned human turds and the cretins that love to wallow around in them. TOO long for Tyson S., apparently.

David A. told me that any of this chucklehead's videos would make a worthy addition to AwfulVision, so I picked one at random. Now, having watched it, I find myself with I'd picked a gun instead and made worthy addition to my skull and frontal lobe with a .22 caliber hollowpoint.

I watched about 30 seconds of this video that Clay A. sent and then immediately rushed myself to the hospital, convinced that I'd suffered a massive stroke in the language recognition center in my brain.

David B. (no relation to David A.) has figured out what is wrong with America. Hint: the answer is the part between 0:00 and 7:59. Yeah, I have a feeling this guy is going to get spotlighted next article.

Finally, Dan H. plays us out with a song I can really identify with, being that I'm also a fat, white, doughy mid-westerner.