Something Shrekful!

Tutorial For How To Wear UGG Boots For Men

Submitted by shadowtheweak

Australian Shithead Hipster presents:

"How To Put On Shoes"

_{A 2-and-a-half minute Australian Shithead Hipster Joint.}

Critics Corner

"Thanksÿ man, some people are so immature. Why can't they just accept I'm trying to help people out! Also if people don't like it then they shouldn't watch it!!"

-Australian Shithead Hipster

Oh, well that explains things. Perhaps you could do a video on how to feed yourself and how to dress yourself and how to stop shitting in a diaper and use the potty like a big boy. I'm sure your fans could make use of those videos, since they apparently needed a tutorial video on how to wear women's boots.

!!!UPDATE!!!! Apparently I was wrong to assume this raging queer was Australian. David B. sets my ass straight:

"Mr Bailey,

Long time reader, first time writer here, big fan of the site but I most protest about your latest installment of Awfulvision.

The raging homosexual hipster that so graciously provides instructions on how to put on shoes is not an Australian. While I will not dare to claim that we do not have hipsters, this particular offender is not ours. He is English, or as we may say here, a "whinging fucking pom"

Regards,

David, on behalf of the Australian public."

So there you have it. Sorry Australia. I never meant to doubt you. Thank you for all that you've done for the world such as boomerangs and Crocodile Dundee movies.