GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS
Submitted by Christopher H.
This MIDIbortion is so awful that it has made reconsider my far-left views just so I can disassociate myself with it and I am now a Republican which is just as well since I already had the fat and white parts down.
Welp, I guess that's enough dreck (or should I say SHREK! Ha! Ha! Just a little call back to page one there) for this week. Big ups to all the usual offenders for submitting these dumb videos. My New Year's resolution is to murder the lot of you!
If you'd like to join in on the getting murdered, just submit a video right here and I promise to make you rue the day that you survived childbirth.
See you jerks next year!
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