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AwfulVision Presents: Every video featured in that new Weezer video

Recently, Weezer released yet another album that wasn't nearly as good as Pinkerton and nerds everywhere were once again divided. Some thought it was a return to form at least somewhat, whereas others thought the former group were stupid-ass dumb ugly faggots who need to take Rivers Cuomo's nerdcock out of their mouths and/or asses. Guess which group I'm in.

Anyway, for those not familiar with the band's modus operandi, every Weezer album has to have a wacky, possibly-ironic-pop-culture-reference video for it's lead single. "Buddy Holly" paid homage to Happy Days, "Hash Pipe" had sumo wrestlers, "Keep Fishin'" ruined the Muppet Show for me forever, and "Beverly Hills" featured the Playboy Mansion.

True to form, the boys in Weezer apparently decided that the latest single, "Pork and Beans", would be the ultimate Weezer video and as such, decided to cram as much irony as humanly possible into a ~3:30 pop song.

You may want to turn off your Irony Meters while watching this video, as most store-bought meters top out at "Hot Topic T-shirt"-level irony. Only industrial-strength meters are rated for Weezer videos. Consult your manual if you aren't sure.

Anyway, on to the video!

Barf.

As you're all aware, I'm a glutton for punishment. So, I present to you every single video referenced in this video. Please note that I am doing this all on my own and only had to "cheat" once, when I couldn't remember the name of that bitch who does the sex ed videos on Youtube. I hate myself for knowing every other one of these videos just as much as you all do, trust me.

We start with "One Man Band". Some kid films himself playing a bunch of instruments. WOWIE!!!!!!!!!! COOL!!! A+++++ WOULD WATCH AGAIN