05: she has an autograph from some weird old guy with a hat. i think she fucked him or something.

06: God i hope i dont find anything disgusting like a tampon or a diary or some of those little hair scrunchies that still have hair in them

07: The wrapping begins. I shit you not this is the first thing i pull out of the drawer to wrap. mother fuckin "flashy foil."

08: dum de dum makin some progress on the drawers.

09: My side is prettier

Somewhere arround right here we decide to get alcohol. Just thought that was a detail worth mentioning for later on [foreshadowing goons]

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