18: oh I guess that's what he did. No wait i did that too. I bet drinking out of those shot glasses is fun because people will think you are drinking metal

19: this is a tea set. basically you're supposed to oo and ahh and my foil wrapping dedication and skill.

We all three pass out naked on the floor after writhing arround in the foil, letting it massage our soft lotion covered bodies.

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