When I told my niece what a swordfish is, she asked me if there are also sword-bunnies.


Captain Kickass

My brother-in-law was about 3 when my wife and I first started dating (she was 21 when he was born). One of my favorite things ever was when he just said out of the blue "Birdfeeders are like a McDonald's for birds."

the party god

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Met a 4-year-old in the park today and she repeatedly told me she was from Manhattan in New York. So I asked her to tell me some things about the city.

In Manhattan, everyone is happy because they have two cars.

Except for the Hot Dog Man, he has one bicycle.

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

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