Fortunately the university videotaped his historical speech, "Enabling the Online Community through Vertical PSOTs and Automated Adverse Content Delivery Systems" and we've got it here for you to enjoy.
WARNING: 104 meg Windows Media Viewer File
Right click, Save As Lowtax's Speech at the University of Illinois
MIRROR 1: Lowtax's Speech at the University of Illinois
MIRROR 2: Lowtax's Speech at the University of Illinois
Thanks go out to Lowtax for going into the public to speak about the internet! Take care folks, see you next week.
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