In an effort to remain competitive in the increasingly fast, always-on viral news market, the Internet's de facto "Newsmaker-in-Chief," Michael Hale has partnered with Something Awful, LLC to produce Teen News 2014, a video geared toward today's intelligent, yet on-the-go youth. The initial presentation below will be evaluated for its engagement value and audience response, and if successful, new videos will be produced at the rate of 36 per week.

– Michael "@dogboner" Hale and Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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