For some reason my2k seems to be disturbed by the thought of his son growing up to become one of France's most respected gourmet chefs.
No punishment that Mystery Steve could inflict upon his child could ever compare to the psychological scars left by ordering the lad to wear Larry King-style suspenders.
Judging by the following three contributions, Ominous Fingers spends a lot of time thinking about the wonders of becoming a parent and the fun times that go with the responsibility of raising a son or daughter.
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Pardon Our Dust
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