I'm So Goddamn Skinny!

Subject: lose weight and/or increase energy
Date: Sun, 01 Feb 1998 08:15:53 +0200 (EET)
From: nu3z@rgg62s.net
Reply-To: deb46@starcom1.net
To: KYANKARC@ctrvax.Vanderbilt.Edu

Ive lost over 22 lbs and kept it off I have more energy then I can ever remember, how?? From this exciting 100% all natural herbal product designed to enhance your diet. This supplement is medically proven safe! Not like phen-phen! Need to lose a few pounds? and/or are you tired of being tired all the time? (I was!!) If so, this exciting all natural supplement is for you. You can use it to increase your energy levels and control your weight. If you would like more information, please goto the internet search engines like infoseek and search, using the keyword "Metabolife" shop around, look at the information that you find and decide for yourself.

Take care

To: nu3z@rgg62s.net
Subject: Please help me now please

HELLO I looked all around the web for your "Metabolife" product but I can't seem to find anything! The REASON I was looking to write back to you is because I've got an incredible amount of energy and I'm loooooooosing weight too and I really want to share my secrets with you, becuase we're the same, in the same boat, you and me!!! I wasn't sure about telling anybody about this because it's the best thing in my life and I have a TON of energy and I've lost about 120 lbs and I feel great and I can see through walls and I've got all the powers of the Gods bacause of this miracle drug that's not at all like Fen Fen cause this stuff isn't a weak little pill, you get this in a bag and heat it up in a spoon to put heat energy into the powder that turns into a liquid and it makes you feel GREAT!!!! It's a bit expensive but you probably can sell it cheap with a bulk discount or something, but you need a needle cause that's what the guy who sold it to me said, he said the best way to get it into your system is to inject it cause when you swallow a pill it doesn't work too good cause your stomach digests it and you poop it out (heh heh, poop!) but if its in your blood you get it in your brain, like that soda Mr. Pibb, and POW you lose weight! Maybe you should write to me and I'll tell you who I get this great stuff from if I can get ahold of him because he moves around a lot like me and we're on the go go go, so respond and that'll be great!

THANKS!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)