Tired of tragedies? Sick of somber news? Try mixing reality and entertainment! Replace life's painful truths with happy fiction, like a real Pan's Labyrinth princess! Get ready to feel the joy!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
You have summoned him and now he is here!