Duke has to save Hoover Dam from aliens, but he's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve! In addition to a more conventional arsenal Duke can equip freeze rays, shrink rays, the swole gun (think explosive growth!) and more. Using the cerebral zapper, Duke can remote-control alien guards and troopers. There's a danger! If he pilots them for too long they might take over Duke's body, forcing you to play through the remainder of the game as an alien minion.
Duke's bringing sexy back! No word yet on whether Duke will be an adults-only title, but his raunchy humor and affection for "babes" will be front and center. And the babes on display are sure to make past Dukes jealous...
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