| Recent Transactions | |||
| DATE | DESCRIPTION | CREDIT | CHARGE |
| 02/20/11 | KinFX Face Depumpkinizing Salon Gel - Bath & Body Works | $768.00 | |
| 02/21/11 | 4 Jackets from the Cindy McCain Collection - Nordstrom's | $375.00 | |
| 03/09/11 | 10 Golf Shirts, Albino Woman's Medium - Macy's | $206.00 | |
| 03/09/11 | 14 Golf Shirts, 14 khaki shorts, Adult Baby Size - Macy's | $374.00 | |
| 03/27/11 | FollowMe Twitter Bot - Chinese Trojan Free Software (Unless You Want Trojan) | $1000.00 | |
| 04/02/11 | Swarovski Crystal, Diamond and 24 kt Gold Faberge Egg (Dinosaur Size) in Rhino Horn Display Stand - Tiffany's | $500,000.00 | |
| 04/18/11 | Hickory Dracula's "Bumpkin" Widow's Peak Sculpting Comb - Paul Ryan's Amazon Wishlist | $600.00 | |
| 05/12/11 | Pain & Suffering Installment to Family of Baby Emotionally Harmed By Wife's Unearthly Gaze | $8,002.00 | |
| 06/09/11 | Brownback Deluxe Package Complete Campaign Staff - Liberty University | $75,000.00 | |
| 06/11/11 | Royalties Payment for Without FDR: Alf Landon's Peaceful Settlement with Hitler to the Benefit of Free Markets Alternate History Novel | $28.00 | |
| 06/18/11 | How to Convince Everyone You are Seriously, Actually Running for President Without Even Trying - Amazon | $18.75 | |
| 06/20/11 | TV Roundtable Appearance Fee - Fox News - This Week in Videos of Obama to Shake Your Fist At | $450.00 | |
| 06/29/11 | Mistress's Hotel Room - Concord, NH Marriott | $255.00 | |
| 06/29/11 | Dominatrix's Hotel Room - Concord, NH Marriott | $255.00 | |
| 06/29/11 | Wife's Hotel Room - Concord, NH Marriott | $255.00 | |
| 07/07/11 | Drunken Calls to Texas Governor's Mansion - AT&T | $74.00 | |
| 07/18/11 | "My Other Dick is a Scaife" Novelty Boxers (500) - Ecuador T-shirt Incorporated | $1,318.00 | |
| 07/18/11 | "I'm a Washington Outsider" T-shirt (500) - Ecuador T-shirt Incorporated | $1,008.00 | |
| 02/08/12 | "Congratulations! We Won New Hampshire!" Banner Cancellation | $85.00 | |
| 02/09/12 | Refund for Unused Portion of Brownback Deluxe Package - Liberty University | $12,800 | |
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