| Roofio | 1 up, 48 down  
| A date-rapist who drugs his victims.
"I think a Roofio slipped something in my drink last night. I woke up feeling like I got gangbangaranged."
| Related: | fairydusting |
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A Film by Hype Williams
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| 1. An absurdly overblown event.
2. A highly dubious account.
"My sister's homecoming party: A Film by Hype Williams."
"My sister got pregnant from a toilet seat at Denny's: A Film by Hype Williams."
| Related: | directed by david lachapelle | a mcg joint |
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| Ankhxiety | 1 up, 244 down
| The mysterious, ill-defined emotional malaise that consumed the goths of the 1980s.
"I just got a promotion at work, but I still feel like painting my nails black. Could I be relapsing into ankhxiety?"
| Related: | robert smith's disease | morrissery |
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| Rickrolodex | 2 up, 153 down
| Someone who obsessively indexes every person they've ever rickrolled.
"Oh man, I just rickrolled my cousin. That makes five people on my father's side of the family I've rickrolled this month."
"Okay, rickrolodex." | Related: | lolcatalogue | memecatcher |
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Bunk Demon
| 2 up, 50 down
| The vague apprehension and loss of equilibrium one feels sleeping in a bunk bed.
"I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, bro. I can't face the bunk demon." | Related: | trundlestiltskin | loft ness monster |
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Ham Radio
| 0 up, 116 down
| The seemingly telepathic link that allows fat people to know what other fat people are thinking.
"Lets go to McDonald's and-"
"Order 12 double cheeseburgers?"
"Wow! Ham radio."
| Related: | broadband |
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