It's fairly unfortunate to realize that you've marked your body with something tasteless and/or ugly, so it's easy to imagine someone crying out "I wish this tattoo wasn't so terrible!" The Wishmaster twist devised by the SA Goons is an alternate reality where bad tattoos are accepted as accurate and attractive... because now the people and animals who inspired them are hideous monstrosities!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!