Jay Dub will erase your past to protect your future.
Bloody Wanker takes instruction well.
Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton Torpoodo.
M for Mushroom parked his heart in the red zone.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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