Professor Chaos demonstrates the potential hazards of trying the Konami code with non-Konami games.

Your character can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left, Starno. Yeah, that's it. Great.

"Blobert, I have the feeling we're not in Blobonia anymore." -- grody but still def

It's called survival of the fittest, Son of Thunderbeast. If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

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