thank you to whoever put the video entitled "dog eating a dildo" on my youtube playlist
— Matt (@Cheesegod69) January 24, 2013
wow, Barbie girl in Barbie world? talk about your damn privilege
— naterz (@rushoffailure) January 24, 2013
the smirk store called. heh.
— vrunt (@vrunt) January 24, 2013
“Fuck it.” - Inventor of the breakfast burrito
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 23, 2013
why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) January 22, 2013
I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay.
— Future Ex-Wife (@Faptually) January 22, 2013
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