DIARY OF AN ATTENTION WHORE

It's Attention Whore Sunday here at Something Awful and what better way to celebrate than with an attention whore from Corpse! Say hello to babygurl!

It's a girl on the Internet!

Come on baby! You got a hot bod, show it off! You might as well because no one really wants to talk to you unless it will give then one silver of hope that you will take your clothes off!

I see that you have friends!

Well I guess this stupid slut isn't going to show her tits. Let's get out of here guys.

Nah, she's not down with that Reggie Miller. Let's go.

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