Oh, if that Elmo doll could talk. He could tell you the length and girth of every football player's penis at that school.
Just go buy a new one?
YOU ARE GROWN FUCKING ADULTS. JESUS!
FINALLY!!! THANK YOU!!!
Hurry up and load already!
This thread is giving me a boner.
It's always something with Barbaroo52.
If I called my mom Oscar Grooch she would beat me with a whiskey bottle.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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