Harmless angry venting or a chilling prelude to a lifetime in lockup? You make the call!
I can't imagine what kind of problem this is supposed to be a solution for but the cure is almost certainly worse than the disease.
Gosh Scotty, that's really kind of you to offer but I think I'll pass!
"Honey, you're so terrible that I'm leaving you for not only someone else, but another gender entirely." Don't worry dude, she's gonna be fine with it.
There are absolutely no words for this except for these ones that tell you there are no words (other than these).
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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