"PanzerFaust0" easily captures the first post.
Just do what the rest of the passive-agressive faggot nerd population does and write anonymous emails, it's easy as pie!
"Basically I want to make a shirt that says 'I honor the fallen heroes of 9/11 and Afghanistan and Iraq and the Space Shuttle Columbia and that mine that collapsed and that guy that died at Disneyland' but I want it in Arabic so if I tackle an Al-Qaeda guy he knows who he's dealing with.
I like it when guys get all crazy on the Internet because chances are in real life they're timid little dudes. It's kind of cute really, like if you had a Teddy Ruxpin doll and it started yelling at you about stuff.
You know what, "Anal_Whore"? You're really not helping here, and frankly, I'm a little put off by your negativity.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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